I Know a U'tube Gerl N' She's Meaner than Me, a Poem

i Know a U'tube Gerl

N'

She's Meaner than Me

A

Poem

Apricot, Aqua-marine, Antique Pimp

N'

Atomic Tangerine

i know a U'tube Gerl

N'

She's Meaner than Me

i 'twaz born on a griz' bear rug

My Moma just squat

N'

i only bounced twice

Then

i took my Pappy's bowie knife

N'

Cut my cord quick

So'z i could climb

Upon my Moma's chest

N'

Claim my favorite tit

i know a U'tube Gerl

N'

She's Meaner than Me

Huntin' Fishin' Fur Trappin'

My Pappy taught me all the tricks

N'

i 'twaz hom' skooled

Finished all my studies by age six

i know a U'tube Gerl

N'

She's Meaner than Me

i ran away from hom'

Joined a rock band

The airplane rides made me sick

But

i played Bass guitar

Drank

Smoked

A few fist-fights

Of the prettiest gerls

i always had my pick

i know a U'tube Gerl

N'

She's Meaner than Me

Dis computer has hooked me

i surf the web all nite

Looking fo' kicks

i was top Dog

Until

i meet her

N'

fo' the first time

In my life

i took my licks

i know a U'tube Gerl

N'

She's Meaner than Me

Apricot, Aqua-marine, Antique Pimp

N'

Atomic Tangerine

Copyright © ralph marie de largo

July 4th, 2011